Pitas.com!




'ok, i admit it. i'm
not a sad guy, i'm
a happy, horny guy.'

ted danson



so in one foul swoop, not only did ted danson sell out to the MAN, he also lost ALL his taste? that's right, boys and girls. it's true.

PITAS DANSON

actually, ted danson likes pitas.com a lot. so there. it's part of the whole 'keeping with the trends' that ted danson likes to do. he's gotta make sure he's still a hip swinger, and if that involves getting a pitas link page, then SO BE IT.


if you tracked a link back here, good for you. here's where it all begins. go back to ted danson inc.






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MIRED.COM

without mired, i would never have known about the amazingly hella-great jewish whiteboy rap scene in NYC. for that alone, i owe mired a debt i can never repay.

Monday, September 4, 2000
11:14 a.m.

MAURA.COM

nobody writes like maura. and that's exactly why i go there as much as i do.

Monday, September 4, 2000
11:12 a.m.

CHOCOLATEY SHATNER

self-explanatory. this guy gets it. there's something instinctively hilarious about this site. it might be the giant chocolate william shatner statuette, but then again, it could be somethine else. you can tell right away that this is a man who can appreciate ted danson. and ted danson appreciates him right back. especially the web cam.

Thursday, June 1, 2000
01:19 p.m.

SHORYUKEN.COM

because ted danson's a nerd. that's why.

Thursday, May 25, 2000
03:12 p.m.

SILVERSEAM.NET

rachel doesn't know it, but she's my new hero. and in celibration of this honor, i'm going to drop an igloo on her. she talks tough, but i know that my flow be freshest. need lessons?

Thursday, May 18, 2000
03:49 p.m.

ENDTASK.NET

the new kick-ass domain by the dynamic duo of bekka and ryan. mad props to both for being gracious and kind to ted danson. he remembers his friends and rewards them with love and cookies when applicable. and i'm still considering your amazing offer. heh.

Monday, May 1, 2000
01:00 a.m.

THE TED DANSON PROJECT

i'm not crazy. i'm not crazy. i'm not crazy. my parents were wrong. the doctors were wrong. my friends were wrong. i'm not crazy. i'm not crazy. someone else gets it. someone else gets it. i'm not crazy. i'm not crazy. i'm not crazy.

Thursday, April 27, 2000
09:06 p.m.

FLAT ERIC ONLINE

wer ist flat eric? was ist flat eric? von wo stammt er denn? bei all diesen fragen gehen die meinungen inzwischen weit auseinander. was wurde und wird nicht alles über flat eric geschrieben, gesagt und behauptet. viele dinge sind rein weg erfunden bzw. aus der luft gegriffen. was aber wirklich stimmt lest ihr in der folgenden webpage.

Tuesday, April 18, 2000
04:01 p.m.

FURNITURE PORN

actually, this is really stupid. but i just can't stop going there and touching my cro - er.. i mean.. .. uh. this is stupid. i never go here. yes. i feel ashamed to admit it.. but it's fucking erotic. and i get turned on by it. really. yes.

Wednesday, April 12, 2000
11:39 p.m.

THE STILE PROJECT

i spend WAY too much time here. and i really don't know if that's healthy. but then again. do i actually care? a side of the internet everyone should regularly see. it gives a fresh perspective to the rest of the world. it's facinating, but not like you think. like a devestating car crash is facinating. it's awful, yes. but everyone looks. and no one looks away.

Wednesday, April 12, 2000
09:53 p.m.

MULLETSGALORE.COM

'nuff said. this one's for you, kirsten.

Monday, April 10, 2000
10:08 p.m.

KAMALA.NU

i spend an awful lot of time here nowadays. it is of the highest enjoyment and quality. i likes a great deal. adam approves. most pages either have great design and people with the interest level of an eggplant, or have unique, eclectic, bizzare, captivating and utterly facinating people with design that makes you want to jab your eyes out with a broken pool cue. luckily, this site has both. enjoy.

Monday, April 10, 2000
10:06 p.m.

THE AWFUL TRUTH

i just watched this show on tv for the first time and it blew my fucking MIND. this is the gutsiest show i've EVER seen on televison. oh my fucking god. SO incredible. ok. this guy, michael moore stirs up controversial shit all around america. ( it's like a political tom green. ) for example, he took a bright pink SODOMOBILE full of gay men on a cross-country tour through cities that had anti-sodomy laws, and on the episode i just watched, he took all these old men and women who had lost their voiceboxes from cigerettes and talked with those crazy voice boxes CHRISTMAS CAROLLING in the lobbies of the tobacco companies. they all got thrown out ( of course ) and you could see all the employees in the background flipping out and crying and shit. oh my god. this show is SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE. they play it on bravo. WATCH IT.

Saturday, November 20, 1999
11:53 p.m.

A DREAM FOR INSOMNIACS

let's see. allison loves the rentals, she lives in toronto, she's been in a sloan video, she's a great photographer, and every single web design she makes rocks my little world. if i wasn't so happily taken i'd be banging down her door asking for her hand in marriage. allison rocks.

Friday, November 19, 1999
10:40 p.m.

TWELVEFIRE.DE

*sound of jaw dropping*

Friday, November 19, 1999
10:38 p.m.

VANILLAICE.ORG

in a word? competition. keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Friday, November 19, 1999
10:29 p.m.

THE REMEDI PROJECT

the most advanced web technology today creates the most stunning, artistic, interesting and utterly fabulous website. period.

Friday, November 19, 1999
10:25 p.m.

HEILOZILLA

my future employees ( i wish. i'd kill to work there. )

Friday, November 19, 1999
10:17 p.m.

BOXLOR!

it's the adventures of BOXLOR! this site re-defined the word 'CONTENT' for me. i've never been more amused, entertained, scared, impressed and in awe before. BOXLOR rules, baby. ( oh. boxlor is a guy who walks around town with a box on his head and chronicles it. oh yeah, so NOW you want to go to the site, huh? figures. )

Friday, November 19, 1999
10:07 p.m.

PUNKBIATCH

this site has just never been not cool. punkbiatch.com always stays fresh. amazing layouts, incredible web designs and punk rock. what more do you need? ( maybe some ted danson, but that's a matter of opinion. )

Friday, November 19, 1999
09:51 p.m.

PLANET MELMAC

planet melmac is the home of ALF. remember alf? HE'S BACK! ( in pog form! )

Friday, November 19, 1999
09:44 p.m.

DAVID BOWIE'S CROTCH AREA

my friend erin found this site. i swear to fucking god, we thought we were the only ones who had EVER noticed this. but here is proof that there are other crazy bastards in the world. this is a page dedicated to the best part of david bowie - his crotch.

Wednesday, November 10, 1999
06:47 p.m.